May 2013
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Sometimes, God takes what you want away from you to make you realize how much you love Him. And other times, He gives you things you want to see if you love Him just as much either way.
May 19th
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youputthetowelonthetable: barryyouasshole: What does a nosey pepper do? It gets jalapeño business
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Natural Hair Struggles
Me with my hair curly: Man I can't wait to straighten my hair
Me with my hair straightened: Ugh I just can't wait to wash my hair
May 18th
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“That’s how you know you love someone, I guess. When you can’t experience...”
– Kaui Hart Hemmings (via demonsinthedaytime)
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thecalmwasdeceptive: survivor-trek: geekboots: to meekly go where other people have already been shy trek into darkness (but with a night light)
May 17th
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elux: I’ve played entire games of Mario Kart watching the wrong screen.
May 17th
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themightynarwhal: sloths are cute but their skeletons are fucking creepy i mean looks like something a nightmare pooped out There is a pre-historic sloth skeleton in the University of Georgia Science Library that’s over 10 feet long
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What I want to do with my life
I will definitely be a Physician Assistant, but I don’t want to stop at healthcare when it comes to helping people. First I would like to practice at a free clinic for people without insurance (until new healthcare laws make them obsolete) But long term, past even when I retire, I want to do something non-healthcare related. It just really speaks to me, how there are billions of people in...
May 16th
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no one is promised tomorrow, not you, or anyone you care about. So live not just a happy life but a meaningful one. If someone you know were to not wake up tomorrow and you know you would be racked with guilt for not treating them differently or telling them something important, DO IT NOW. Life is too short to waste it on temporary things. There are possessions on this earth that will...
May 16th
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owlapin: owlapin: owlapin: MICROSOFT WORD HAS A FUCKING “INSERT CITATION” BUTTON WHY THE FUCK DID NO ONE EVER TELL ME THIS IS SIGNIFICANT INFORMATION FUCK THE SCHOOL SYSTEM THIS IS MICROSOFT WORD 2007 I SHOULD HAVE BEEN MADE AWARE OF THIS IN HIGHSCHOOL WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK I HATE EVERYTHING you can fucking log your sources into your document and then at the end press a fucking button and...
May 16th
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Period: You want cookies
Period: You want to fuck
Period: You want to fuck while eating cookies.
Period: Let's be sad about trivial things, shall we?
Period: Kill them.
Period: Kill them too.
Period: Kill them and eat their cookies.
Period: Shhhh it's okay you'll feel better soon.
Period: HAHAHAHAHA NO YOU WON'T FUCK YOU.
May 16th
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bloodysigils: do you ever cry because you’ve somehow managed to gain a truly fucking amazing person as your friend? and just think about how fucking blessed you are for their existence and how in some previous life you must have done something fucking amazing to deserve them in this life? DO YOU?
May 15th
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*person taking Bible verse out of context*
Mike Wazowski: Put that thing back where it came from or so help me
May 15th
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May 14th
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So I was watching some old TV shows the other day...
baby-purple: Suzie crabgrass- From Ned’s declassified school survival guide Then Now- Ned Bigby  Cookie Jennifer aka Moze Loomer Coconut Head Gordo from lizzie mcguire  Larry Suite life of Zack and Cody- Esteban  Zack Cody The Twins Wizards of Waverly place- Justin (OMFG!!) Max Zoey 101- Dena Dustin Lola ...
May 14th
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wizardsandhijack: hospitalf0rsouls: Omfg so if Mary had baby Jesus, and baby Jesus was the Lamb of God… did Mary have a little lamb? you broke the world
May 14th
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If you’re a “nice guy” to a girl up until you realize she doesn’t want to date you, then go on about how she’s a cold shrew that friendzoned you and how no girls date nice guys, like, nah mate, girls do date nice guys. You just aren’t a nice guy. You’re a passive aggressive beta with internalized misogyny and a serious victim complex.
May 14th
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May 13th
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racks on racks on racks? Try thank you cards upon thank you cards upon thank you cards This has taken hours Although I have been watching Downton abbey at the same time
May 13th
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No Sybil!!! my sweet innocent baby no!!!
May 13th
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gold-skies: shout out to zac efron for never pursuing a singing career after he left disney
May 12th
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facebook boys: you should come over. we could have some fun, if you know what i mean *wink*
tumblr boys: you should come over. we can cuddle, and watch your favourite movie, and hold hands, and i'll cook for you and we can live happily ever after
boys i know: you are potato
May 12th
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Girl Pockets: can fit a piece of lint. if you're lucky, two pieces of lint.
Boy's Pockets: Can fit car keys, a notepad, a calculator, the neighbor's dog, an apartment complex, the entire state of Hawaii, and half of Jupiter.
May 12th
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