May 2013
206 posts
ohdickins:
littl-ebird:
laviesanspeur:
lightly-living:
iam-livingdeadgirl:
nevvzealand:
one time when i was younger i had some of that no tears shampoo and i wanted to see if it was legit so when i was in the shower i squirted it into my eye and i think i went blind for like three days
i think you may be a bit retarded because no tears meant like no tears in your hair; no tangles….
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friendsofthegaybc:
travisstolls:
friendsofthegaybc:
travisstolls:
WHEN HE WAS A YOUNG WARTHOG
WHEN I WAS A YOUNG WARTHOOOOOOOOG
Very nice
Thanks
alltimeangela:
why does leonardo dicaprio always end up dead in the water with no girlfriend
and no oscar
thesociallyawkwardasian:
‘please dont be gay porn’ i whisper as i scroll down tumblr in public
Send me one "Dear---" And i'll write a letter to...
starsstale:
Dear person I hate,
Dear person I like,
Dear ex boyfriend,
Dear ex girlfriend,
Dear ex bestfriend,
Dear bestfriend,
Dear *anyone*,
Dear Santa,
Dear mom,
Dear dad,
Dear future me,
Dear past me,
Dear person I’m jealous of,
Dear person I had a crush on,
Dear girlfriend,
Dear boyfriend,
mylastwordsbeforeidie:
Thanks for being in my childhood
Thanks for being in my preteen / teen years
Thanks for being in the last years of my adolescence and early in my adulthood.
But most of all, thanks for being my superheroes.
baby-pigeon-in-the-trench-coat:
spainstateofmind:
thebadwolf:
Fun party trick: put Skittles and M&M’s in the same bowl, wait for someone to grab a handful.
you can go fuck yourself
my mum did this and didnt tell anyone so when my sister put a bunch in her mouth she spat them out and started crying and now she has trust issues
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Unanswered life questions: what the hell does "zig a zig ah" mean
tears-in-the-tardis:
sometimes my mood is ‘beyonce’
but other times its ‘white person in an infomercial’
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What the everliving fuck?! Excuse my language but that shit that just happened in London… I dont care what religious group he is or whatever right now, he and his friend fucking murdered a soldier on the streets in London in broad daylight. And had the nerve to admit to a camera with blood all over his hands why he did it. Are you kidding is this real life? Sorry i have never been so...
erossum:
awkwardlilgirl:
nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:
are-you-my-tennant:
neilpatrickheaven:
i just really want a musical where theres one character who doesnt know how any of the songs go
#favorite disney prince because he doesnt understand hes a disney prince
what the box says: serves four
what it means: serves me
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I kinda ship a future Hinata/Sasuke friendship
I don’t think they will ever be buddy buddy but I do think they compliment each other
I mean Sasuke gets so annoyed with loud obnoxious people (Naruto) you would think he would enjoy spending time with quieter people for a change.
I’m sure in the past he saw her as weak, especially considering what clan she was from, so he didn’t really want to have anything to do with her or...
hitlervevo:
why the fuck cant we text the police
lets say there is a murderer in ur house and you’re hiding behind your sofa and you do have your phone with you but you can’t call the police because the murderer might hear you
i have brought up this scenario for years now
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UGA is making brumby co-ed and the Hill community...
Ha! we’ll see how that plays out….
And I get to not care cause I graduated
person: i can spend all day on the internet
me: do you have a tumblr?
person: no
me: do you read fanfiction?
person: no
me: I don't understand
saber-wing:
I think we should all ignore the ship wars and focus on the real couple displayed in chapter 631. Hashirama and Madara.
I mean, really. Look how happy he is? :’D
Reblog if you're a girl that likes any of the...
gallifreyan-pizza:
X-Men
Avengers (that includes any of the individual characters movies)
Batman
Star Trek
Star Wars
And pretty much anything that’s action or targeted to guys
A guy friend of mine today said it was weird that my friend had all the X-Men movies because she was a girl. Needless to say we almost threw him out of the car. So I would like to prove to him that just because we...
m-oonblaze:
everyone’s getting into relationships and you know what im getting? some more food brb
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Neutral Pairing Musing: What is Kishi Thinking...
it’s probably a good idea to avoid the naruto fandom that cares about shipping cause oh goodness can Kishi just make up his mind with the evidence he uses to support who Naruto ends up with?
First off I care WAY more about the story and this amazing team 7 reunion.
But I guess I just find it weird that you spend like 3 years slowly progressing Hinata’s relationship with Naruto and...
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I am hungry
but I also feel bloated
and that I’ll throw up anything I eat
My uterus is also murdering me from the inside
but I want a Hershey bar
i cant sleep but im sleepy do you see my fuckin problem
me half-way through shaving one leg: i dont want to do this anymore
psilentasincjelli:
If I ever tell you I’m going to sleep and then you see me posting or liking things online for about an hour immediately after that, I promise I wasn’t lying to you, I’m just bad at going to sleep and it is usually a long process that begins with disengaging from any sort of immediate contact with people (chats, for example) and ends when everything on my screen is blurry and...
01012012:
friendly reminder that after each passing day you are closer to finding your soulmate
jinn0uchi:
dendropsyche:
OKAY so i just saw the most ridiculous thing at the store today
so we come across this thing
and we discover you can turn it inside out and
ITS HELLO KITTY I’M
HSE’S EVEN GOT HER OWN LITTLE CHICKEN DRUMSTICK IM SO DONE
why the fuck
ohdear-prongs:
The only reason i enjoy going to bed is so i can make stories up in my head which makes my brain think it’s actually real
